Who's that? It's the Rap Man
Crash land earth red alert on the Tascam
Rap man uppercut batman
Smack him with the crash stand
"That's grand"
Said an onlooker looking on
A passer by asked him why, 'what's that you look upon?'
is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No it's plain it's the Rap Man
attack plan (taking out) whack man
Lasereye track bang
Bang
Rise again like Aslan
Crash-bandicoot scoop taking all the loot
Shoot damn, gone in two-twos. Toot toot,
Recruit troops, do what you like, what you will
Do what you might, what's the deal?
The deal is
I'm the Rap Man -
Bet you didn't know I could know I could rap man
Well that's damn silly
I've got more power than a don in sicilly
9-millies you're like really
Fine, come rhyme with me (you'll die silly)
Battle with me's like a fight with Achilles
End up like Hector die for the city…
I slow jam over trojan records
better get to know man...
Man
The rap man got the world held in both hands
Wham bam back at base
Sat in space
Looking fly in my rapping cape
space ship windows with saturn drapes
some days I gravitate to planet ape
Just to grab a grape
And vanish in the black abyss
Really can you handle this
What kind of man is this
It's the Rap Man -
My name is Josh
Name is Josh
Rap-Man Josh
Oh boy the grooves on
Get your socks and your shoes on
Forget the socks get your shoes on
Come on man
Fuck it man you're taking too long
move on through
end up Running down the street in one shoe
Jumping the barriers run for the tube
bumping the tune
to get to the show hear Rap-Man flow
Cosmic swagger when I step to M-I-
C.
I see myself in the V-I-
P…
with doom, venom, spawn and the worst of them
Rap man rising like a storm-cloud circling
Larger than life
Head full of glasses and
Raspberry eyes
Blueberry vistas, and white whine spritzers
mindful of mixers and chinese whispers
hey darling
lover with the world in her Iris
Rap-Man shouts out Zeus and Osiris
Young Viktor Franken
-stein
gotta thank him
For all that he's done with ventricles and hamstrings
Ligaments and art
Vision of creation, configured in the dark
Rap-Man Josh, moonwalk visionary
power unlimited dawn to infinity